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I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life, but nothing compares to all the
dumb things I've done with these bitches: Gabrielle, Sidnay, and Gabitch.
ME & PIGGY: social/environmental hazards
-biking back from Baskin & Robbins or whatever,
with 3 smoothes in the basket in the front of Pig's MOM'S bike. Haha she had to have a basket on her bike..cause
she was nice and let me use hers hehe rhrm. Pig's sis, Claire, is waaaay ahead of us. We finally pick up
speed and attempt catching up with her, biking side by side. "It's okay Claire, we just had a little trouble with the smoothiiiiiieeees".
We hit a curb!! Or at least.. Pig does.. hehe. The smoothies explode and fly ALLLLL over the place, including
on me and Pig. Silence. Pig and I are both crying 'cause it's so motherfucking funny. I see doggy doodoo
bags on the side and pick them up (they were empty, duh, freak). Pig looks around to make sure no ones coming, and throws
the straws out just as a lady in an automatic wheelchair rolls by with a bumper sticker thing that says 'protect the environment'
(i might be making that up im not sure lol). We cover the smoothies with the doggy bags and bike up that stupid hill.
At Pig's house, there's nothing left of the smoothies. That was so hot.
-in the public bathroom with no door in Yosemite,
probably near a bear, Pig takes her pj pants off and starts shaving her legs in her underwear. She uses the water from
the sink by the way. I took a picture and was thinking of giving it to Yann but Pig is violent and would kill me.
-when
we harshly learned that beavers can't fly-- at Beavy's expense. And when Pig learned that same day that spitting milk
out of your mouth down the stairs is not attractive. lol.
"is it time for another sex talk, gabrielle?"
Gaby and Me: we hang around rich old people, go shopping every sunday, and we're the fucking stupidest people if you
put us together. gabys my bitch :)
-well, when i cleaned gabys house instead of her because she
was doing yoga on the floor of her bedroom lol.
-that time where gaby put a belt on me to replac a shirt. ya that was weird.
-umm the time when i was trying on her moms shoes and gaby came out of the bathroom naked saying "okay mom im gonna take
a shower now". that was so uncalled for.
-when she turned the shower on in that old guys house and i tried on his wife's
lipstick hehe. It looked hot on me! heee
-all the times I've hit on Gaby (and uh vice versa okay!!)
-the time
i flashed gaby in the middle of the street during art class to show her my new bra. yeah that was hot. lol um the time i pulled
my pants down in front of gaby at the beach to show her my new underwear. lol jesus thank god i buy most of my underwear with
her.
-um i donno what else gaby. tell me okay
Omg. Where do i start? Sidney. Well.. your laugh used to be incredibly loud, and maybe it still is, but i haven't
heard it in awhile--oh hey wait, nevermind. that time where u called me and started screaming into the phone?! retard
lol
-"BEAU BEAU!!! THAT'S WHERE BEAU LIVES!!!" "RED ALERT RED ALERT! SHES HERE! BEAU HIDE!!
EVERYONE IN POSITION!! SHE'S 1 MILE AWAY! 1/2 MILE!! CAN YOU HEAR HER? RED ALERT RED ALERT DO YOU COPY!!" sidney!!
i can SO see u behind that tree!! u realize its not actually leafy until a few feet up!? riiiiight.
-all the guys we've
stalked hehehe. when matt and beau and ppl drove by and they were like "beep beep" and we looked like wtf? and then "ohhhh
that was them!" aaaahahah that was retarded looking back on it now. lol
-me *slap*
sidney *punch*
me
'sidney can u close the chat? theres a problem'
sidney 'sure. there i closed it'
me 'sister agatha! no
violence in the halls!'
sidney 'but you started it!'
me 'can u prove i did?'
sidney 'ya its.. god
damnit chloe!'
-that time where sidney and i were on the phone and i IMed her saying 'god im talking to this bitch
on the phone who wont shutup' and she said 'oh im talking to chloe'. and after like 1 hour she realized that she was
talking to me online AND on the phone. u fucking retard u! lol
-the phaaaaaantom of the opera is heeeeeere insiiide my
miiiiind tralalalla
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